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  • 3/7/25 Smackdown Summary

    There were some big promos, title matches, and mixups in the midcard on this week’s episode of Friday Night Smackdown.

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    He’s Hearing Voices

    To kick off the show, Randy Orton made his return to Friday Night Smackdown and had a lot to say about his former friends John “The Rock’s bottom” Cena and Kevin Owens.

    He said that both he and KO have done vile things within this business in order to get the job done and that he respects Kevin Owens the wrestler. However, he went on to say that he does not respect Kevin Owens the person.

    Randy said that Kevin Owens is jealous of everyone around him like himself, Cody Rhodes, and his long-time friend Sami Zayn. But what does Kevin have to be jealous about? He has done it all in the WWE. Won world titles, mid-card titles, tag gold, and even main evented WrestleMania. Well, Randy said that none of that matters to Kevin because he will never be satisfied with how much of a star he already is and will always need more.

    Randy then went on to say that he was pissed off in a way that he had not felt in years. Normally the RKO he delivered at Elimination Chamber would have been enough, but like KO, he was not yet satisfied. Randy said that the voices had begun speaking to him again, telling him to show shades of his old 2009 self by delivering a punt kick and leaving Kevin’s face unrecognizable to his friends and family.

    This promo is obviously building further towards their inevitable collision at WrestleMania, and unlike a feud that I’ll get to later, I am super excited for this one. We’ve been building up to it since late last year and I think the show-of-shows is the best place for these two to cross paths.

    Charlotte Sparks The Flair

    After Tiffany Stratton’s routine non-title match against Piper Niven on Friday, Charlotte Flair would attack her from behind, putting her down for the first time since she declared her target following her rumble victory.

    To me, this feels like the official start to their WrestleMania feud, and I think that this would’ve been better suited following Tiffy’s match at Elimination Chamber.

    Charlotte Flair now has a match next week against B-Fab. Does anyone honestly think this match has any purpose other than giving Tiffy a chance to retaliate from this week? No. Didn’t think so. I’m just glad things are starting to heat up between these two. It feels as though the Royal Rumble winners have the second-tier feuds this year compared to the Elimination Chamber winners, which is a rarity, but a new and interesting angle to take.

    Tag Team Turmoil

    Following Nick Aldis’ insane explanation of Smackdown’s crazy intertwined tag team feuds, we got a match to see who the next number-one contenders would be.

    This match featured Los Garza, Motor City Machine Guns, and Pretty Deadly. It was crazy good from start to finish. Pretty Deadly would end up stealing the victory by pinning MCMG.

    This was a massive win for Pretty Deadly. Before this awesome storyline developed, they were nothing more than a comedy act on Smackdown that would get jobbed out to whoever needed a storyline advancement on a given night. However, they have been seriously revitalized with this renaissance of the tag division. I don’t think they will end up beating DIY just yet, but I predict they will be our next WWE Tag Team Champions.

    The Big Three’s Big Fallout

    It was revealed at Elimination Chamber that Naomi was the one who put Jade Cargill out of action weeks ago. After winning the chamber and punching her ticket to WrestleMania, Bianca Belair found it difficult to be excited because of the confusion she was facing about the situation between her friends.

    She called Naomi down to the ring and begged her to explain herself and reveal if it was really true that she attacked Jade. While refusing to give a straight answer, Naomi explained why she did it.

    She did it for Bianca, saying that Jade was a leech that was feeding off of Bianca’s momentum and star power. Meanwhile, Naomi was left in the dust with no help from either of the two. Not to brag, but this is exactly what I sniffed out would be the case on my Raw Rundown a few weeks ago. If you don’t believe me, go check it out here.

    The segment ended with an appearance from Jade Cargill, who stormed down to the ring and delivered another beatdown to Naomi.

    This segment was super emotional. Both women gave us ACTUAL tears in the ring during this segment. I saw some people online complaining about this, but it worked for me. I thought this was the segment of the night.

    Braun vs Bloodline

    As soon as it was announced at the start of the show that Braun Strowman would be taking on Solo Sikoa one-on-one, I think we all knew it wouldn’t stay one-on-one for long. Of course, we got some interference from Tama Tonga and Jacob Fatu later in the match, giving Strowman the win via disqualification.

    After the bell rung, Strowman would throw Tama Tonga into the time keepers area and start going at it with Jacob Fatu. The segment ended with a chokeslam through a table from Strowman to Fatu, finally getting one up on the Samoan Werewolf.

    I didn’t expect Strowman to stand tall after this altercation, but I am glad he did. The monster vs werewolf match we received at Saturday Night’s Main Event a few months back wasn’t spectacular. I would like to see these two go at it again. Maybe in a falls count anywhere match, or in a street fight.

    I Pledge Allegiance

    Inaugural Women’s United States Champion Chelsea Green does it again. And by again I mean defeat Michin in a street fight. The Smackdown women’s division seriously has nobody else in the mid-card that Chelsea can feud with? These two have been feuding for the title for months now since Green won it back in December.

    I think Michin is super boring. I don’t like her and her stupid long-back attack. She is so cringe.

    We also got the surprise return of Alba Fyre during this match. They teased a new member of the secret hervice earlier in the night, but I didn’t expect to see the new member tonight.

    Also, can we talk about the secret hervice for a second? I absolutely love this concept. Chelsea Green is such a good character worker. Acting like the president because she holds the title is really funny and creative. She pulls it off perfectly, and I think she was a great choice for the inaugural US Champion. I’m not ready to see her drop this thing yet. Especially not to Michin of all people.

    Melo Don’t Miz TV: Featuring Cody Rhodes

    Miz Tv will return next week featuring both Carmelo Hayes as a special guest host and WWE Champion Cody Rhodes as their guest.

    Like the rest of the WWE Universe, Miz and Melo want answers as to what’s running through Cody’s mind right now, and why he didn’t accept Rock’s offer.

    This segment also set up a match next week between Randy Orton and Carmelo Hayes.

    John Gave Up

    Cody Rhodes headed to the ring to address the WWE Universe for the first time since Elimination Chamber.

    The meat and potatoes of this promo was that Cody wanted to know why John Cena would turn his back on everyone after preaching hustle, loyalty, and respect for over 20 years.

    He said John Cena told him after his win at last year’s Mania that the crown gets heavier every day. Cody said that since last week, the title has felt lighter than ever, and if Cena wants some he can come get some.

    Let’s be real, Cody’s year-long reign as WWE Champion is coming to an end next month. John Cena is going to beat him in the main event of night two and win his 17th world championship. I think John Cena will have a long run with the title, having feuds with guys like Drew McIntyre, CM Punk, and Randy Orton, before losing back to Cody late this year. That way, Cody can have another awesome title run, but this time not have the looming threat of The Final Boss held over his head the entire time. His next run will have actual stakes to it, and half of his feuds won’t feel as much like filler content.

    Drew Getting Back On Track

    Surprisingly, Drew McIntyre didn’t lose a match to a bloodline member this week due to a random roll-up. After the bell rang at the end of the match, Drew was attacked by Damien Priest, who he ambushed at the start of the episode.

    Drew needed this win tonight. As I mentioned last week, he has been looking super weak lately. His performance in the chamber match was lackluster, and it seemed even before that, he was getting rolled up every other match. I really wanted the bloodline bounty hunter Drew McIntyre heading into WrestleMania, but instead, he appeared to be no threat to anybody as of late.

    And that leaves us with his current WrestleMania feud with Damien Priest. Unfortunately, this is what we are stuck with. I don’t like it, and the internet wrestling community seems to all be on the same page as well. I hope I don’t have to give this hot take every single week (if you can even call it a hot take). Maybe it will become a little more interesting in time, but I really don’t see that happening.

    LA Knight Recaptures US Gold

    In the main event of the show, LA Knight defeated Shinsuke Nakamura to reclaim the United States Championship. The match itself was pretty decent, but nothing crazy in my opinion. I think we all foresaw the conclusion that we got. There were some fun shenanigans involved however like the ref receiving the mist from Nakamura, and LA Knight getting the three count with nobody to ring the bell. I thought that maybe they would let Nakamura retain.

    This was the conclusion that we needed. Since returning with his new gimmick, Nakamura has done almost nothing with his title reign. There were several directions teased early on like a potential feud with Jacob Fatu and the bloodline, but nothing came out of it.

    Nakamura’s new character is cool, no doubt about it. His new entrance is sick and I like the idea of him being this sort of broken, dark samurai. It’s no fault of Shinsuke’s that this reign didn’t last. It all came down to the way he was booked by WWE. I hope they can find a way to use him in a way that matters. I don’t want him to disappear for another few months after this loss.

    As I said, having LA Knight win his title back was the correct move. The mid card on Smackdown has been thriving lately but without an active champion, it just wasn’t as interesting as it should’ve been.

  • 3/3/25 Raw Rundown

    We received a card that was chock-full of title fight’s on last night’s episode of Monday Night Raw with one ending in a surprise twist.

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    Punk Out For Blood

    CM Punk kicked off the show by dropping one of his infamous pipe bombs on the likes of The Rock, John Cena, and Seth “Freakin” Rollins.

    Naturally, this promo was a banger. That’s just what we expect from CM Punk at this point. However, what came out of it all was even better than the promo itself.

    While Punk massacred his victims on the mic, he was interrupted by Seth Rollins after mentioning Rollins’ wife, Becky Lynch. They brawled for a while and even again later on in the show. It was later announced that CM Punk and Seth will be maineventing next week’s episode of Raw inside a steel cage at Madison Square Garden.

    I have a couple of predictions for this match. First of all, Seth has to win this one, but I don’t think he’ll do it cleanly. My prediction is that Roman Reigns will return and attempt to put Rollins down for what he did at the Royal Rumble. However, I believe he will spear CM Punk inadvertently, giving Rollins the victory and setting up a triple-threat match at WrestleMania.

    I’m super excited about this feud and match. All three of these guys are top 5 in the business both in the ring and on the mic. Not to mention the history that each of them has with one another. I can totally see this stealing the night one main event away from Gunther and Jey Uso.

    What’s With Judgement Day?

    For weeks now, the members of Judgement Day, primarily Dirty Dom and Pinn Balor, have been at each other’s throats about adding this new member to the group. Personally, I’m on Finn’s side. They don’t need a new member, they need to break up, or at least drop Finn Balor. All they do is lose matches even with a numbers advantage. The entire group looks weak. They get beat up seemingly every single week by whoever the flavor of the night baby-face happens to be.

    Tonight it was Bron Breakker, and as you can imagine, that didn’t go too well for Judgement Day. They seem to be setting up a feud for the IC title with Balor, but hopefully, this happens before WrestleMania. We all know how this is going to end already, and this would be such a waste of Bron Breakker’s time. Many fans were hoping to see a match between him and AJ Styles for the title, but it seems that they are going the Logan Paul route with Styles for Mania.

    Somehow, Karrion Kross is now involved too. I have liked Kross’ recent work with Sami Zayn, but it never seems to lead anywhere big. I feel like Sami would’ve had a brutal match with KO regardless of had Kross been in his ear or not. Hopefully, they can find a way to tie him in effectively this time.

    Gunther Backs Up His Smack Talk

    For the past two weeks, Gunther has had a micro feud going on between himself and The Alpha Babes, formerly The Alpha Academy. Last week he decimated Tozawa on the mic and in the ring, but tonight was Otis’ turn.

    Gunther delivered daggers toward Otis, essentially body-shaming him the entire time. It was mean. Schoolyard bully levels of mean. For as awful as it was to watch a crowd favorite get fat-shamed on live television, I think that this feud is benefiting everyone.

    Every week Gunther becomes more and more of an unlikeable scumbag that people love to hate. Meanwhile, The Alpha Babes aren’t getting absolutely squashed by the World Champion either. They have had pretty entertaining matches. Gunther would defeat Otis and choke him out after the match ended as he did to Tozawa last week. Jey Uso made the save but also ended up unconscious after it all.

    Later in the night, Jey Uso delivered an emotional promo, talking about how everyone doubting him has him doubting himself as well. He said it was time to lock in as he left the building shirtless into the frigid Buffalo weather.

    I have faith in this feud. We have seen Jey Uso vs Gunther a number of times already so it doesn’t seem as interesting to online fans as WWE had hoped. You can’t tell me the arena isn’t going to explode when Uso wins the title though. This isn’t a feud for IWC fans, it’s for the people in attendance. The people who pay money to go to the shows. This match is meant to be a heartwarming WrestleMania moment about an underdog who finally gets the job done. Just sit back and enjoy it.

    Back-To-Back Wins for Valkyria

    This was the second week in a row that Women’s IC Champion Lyra Valkyria defended and retained her title. It’s nice to see her getting the championship treatment she deserves after however many days of not winning a match.

    This match was pretty good. Nothing eye-popping, but it was a good first bout between her and Ivy Nile. I see them coming back to this feud at some point down the line, maybe even for WrestleMania.

    Kaiser’s Time Killer

    Mid way through the show Ludwig Kaiser graced the audience with his annoying presence to deliver the same promo he gives every time he is handed a microphone. “I am Ludwig Kaiser and I am the best wrestler in the business,” was basically the gist of it.

    Thankfully he was interrupted by Penta, one of the fastest-rising stars that Monday Night Raw has on its stacked roster. I love Penta, but I’ve seen that he has been getting hate online for spamming his catchphrase a little too much.

    First of all, I don’t think he is overusing it. The crowd loves it. If it were getting no reaction each time that’s one thing, but he has the entire arena behind him every single time.

    Second of all, the guy just achieved his lifelong dream. You can tell how much he loves being a WWE superstar every time he steps foot into that ring, whether it’s for a match or not. Let him have his fun.

    The Quest Continues

    We finally have some answers as to where my guy Chad Gable has been the past few weeks. If you don’t recall, he went on an “epic quest” to familiarize himself with the “dark arts” of Lucha Libre. When I first saw this, I thought it was hilarious, but I am glad to see he will be returning soon.

    As to what was in the box, it has got to be a luchador mask right?

    Raw Is War In The Tag Team Division

    The second of our three title matches tonight was between the War Raiders and American Made for the World Tag Team Championships. This match started with no hype at all. Neither of the two teams got any form of reaction from the crowd during their entrances or as the match started. However, this quickly changed as the match went on. We had awesome high-flying action from both teams that you wouldn’t expect from such big dudes. Ivar attempted a moonsault, Brutus Creed hit a 450 splash, and Julius Creed hit a damn shooting star press from out of nowhere!

    This was an awesome showcase for the tag teams of Raw that have been struggling compared to their Smackdown counterparts. If it weren’t for what came next, this would’ve been the match of the night.

    Triple H Takes “Predictable” Allegations Seriously

    To the surprise of absolutely everyone on planet Earth, Iyo Sky defeated Rhea Ripley for the Women’s World Championship in the main event of the show. She will go on to defend her newly won title against Bianca Belair at WrestleMania.

    I can’t put into words how spectacular this match was. For a match that everyone ” already knew the results of,” it was suspenseful from start to finish. The acrobatic style of Iyo Sky and the brutality of Rhea Ripley worked so well when paired against each other.

    I have one serious question though that nobody seems to be asking. Why didn’t Iyo get disqualified when Bianca put her hands on Rhea? I mean, they clearly weren’t just arguing. Bianca shoved Rhea multiple times to the point where Jessica Carr left the ring to split them up. Doesn’t that typically call for a DQ? In my book it does, and it kinda killed the match for me from that point going forward.

    Even with the shock ending, I still didn’t believe it should have ended like that. I felt that Rhea was screwed out of her title in a way and that Iyo Sky defeated her uncleanly.

    I do forsee Rhea Ripley getting inserted into this match at WrestleMania somehow. We have already seen Bianca Belair and Iyo Sky go head-to-head for a world championship. We haven’t seen Bianca and Rhea face off yet however, and to most fans that was the money match. I’d put money on it that this ends up a triple-threat match.

  • PLE Play-By-Play: Elimination Chamber 2025

    Elimination Chamber 2025 was one of the most groundbreaking premium live events I have ever seen. It’s safe to say we are officially on the road to WrestleMania.

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    Mystery Solved

    The mystery of who attacked Jade Cargill all those months ago had been eating at WWE fans since the attack and on Saturday we finally got our answer.

    As the Women’s Elimination Chamber match kicked off the show, a returning Jade Cargill made her way to the ring before the referees could lock the cage shut. She entered the structure and raised a fist toward Liv Morgan before quickly diverting to Naomi, brutally attacking her and leaving her incapacitated after slamming her head between the chamber doors. Naomi was deemed unfit to compete and henceforth eliminated from the match.

    I’ve got only four words for everyone…I told ya so! I mean, plenty of people saw this coming, but there was still the chance that it could’ve been Bianca. I went into depth on this topic in last week’s Raw Rundown, basically stating that Naomi had the motivation to attack Jade, she was the first to show up at the scene of the crime, was quick to blame Raquel and Liv, and seemed a bit off mentally the night she lost her tag titles.

    Bianca Belair heads to Wr-EST-leMania!

    The final result of the women’s chamber match was the EST of WWE punching her ticket to WrestleMania. My prediction over on X was that Alexa Bliss would win the chamber, but I really had no basis as to why I thought this. Neither Rhea Ripley nor Iyo Sky has any kind of feud going on with any of the match’s participants so it was more of a gut-feeling kind of thing.

    The match itself was spectacular. We had tons of violent spots inside the sinister structure. Heads bashing off of glass, bodies crashing onto the floor, faces rubbing against steel chains, and who could forget the whipping that Liv Morgan took from Bianca Belair? It sounded brutal.

    Although I did love the match in ring, my only complaint is that it didn’t set up any feuds for WrestleMania besides Naomi vs Jade and Bianca vs Rhea/Iyo. Liv Morgan looked like a million bucks, but what’s next for her? Bayley and Roxanne Perez barely had any action against each other, not even one of them eliminating the other. And that’s an ongoing feud! Alexa Bliss was the crowd favorite from the second she exited her pod, but even she still seemed directionless afterward.

    Tiffy and Trishy Get The W in Toronto

    I both love and hate using the phrase “nothing burger” to describe a match. For as fun as it is to say, it sucks having to use it to describe what was an otherwise solid match.

    In ring, sure, it was pretty good. Trish Stratus took some crazy shots from Nia Jax, getting swung around like a garden hose, but overall it just felt like a time filler. You can’t tell me that this match didn’t feel like something that you would see on any old episode of Friday Night Smackdown.

    I guess Trish Stratus did a good job elevating Tiffany Stratton before the biggest match of her career at Mania, but I think a title defense against Trish and an appearance from The Queen afterward would’ve done the job much better.

    Absolute Carnage

    Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens in an unsanctioned match was almost everything that I wanted it to be. In my mind, this is a match-of-the-year contender. That’s two in a row from KO as well because his match at Royal Rumble was also one of my favorites.

    These two did everything that they advertised to one another. We had double table breakages, hockey sticks, barbed-wire coated steel chairs, and more. I am just nitpicking at this point, but the only thing this match was missing for me was some blood. Like I said in my Smackdown Summary, I don’t always need blood to really get into a match. In fact, I’d rather them skip out on it most of the time. However, this match was different. Sami and Kevin practically killed each other. You’re telling me that a barbed-wire steel chair didn’t cause any bleeding at all? Not even on accident?

    Aside from my minor complaint, this match was perfect. It was exactly what their story needed. I can’t say much more than that.

    The Viper Strikes Back

    The second of many big returns on the night was Randy Orton, who came back to save Sami Zayn from a package piledriver onto the concrete floor. As a massive Randy Orton fan, I was praying that Randy would make his comeback tonight. After he skipped out at the rumble, I knew it had to be here in Toronto.

    Randy is back and out for blood. He stormed down to the ring and delivered RKOs to everyone he could get his hands on. I feel bad for all of those poor security guards who tried to get in Randy’s way. I will also never forgive them for taking away a punt kick to Kevin Owens from us. I have a feeling we will see one sometime in the near future. It’s only fair. One banned move for another.

    Either way, I am glad we have Randy back, and this will definitely be the Mania match for both him and KO. My only question now is will we see Sami Zayn on the WrestleMania card, or will he be put on the shelf until later on?

    The Men’s Chamber

    We all received the result that we needed from this year’s men’s Elimination Chamber match. John Cena will head to his final WrestleMania to main event against Cody Rhodes for a chance at his 17th world championship.

    First, let me just say that the finish of this match was so poetic. Who better to have dook it out for the Mania main event than John Cena and CM Punk? They have so much rich history together. The sight of them embracing in the ring before fighting, and Cena screaming “I’m sorry” as Punk faded out of consciousness was pure cinema.

    The complaint that I had about the women’s match does not stand true for this one at all. We received a couple of Mania feuds from this match, including Damien Priest vs Drew McIntyre, and CM Punk vs Seth Rollins vs (probably) Roman Reigns. The only one I am unsure about is Logan Paul, but you can stick him against anyone and it’ll be an attraction. That’s why I said unsure and not worried!

    What I am worried about though is the future of Drew McIntyre. He looked super weak tonight, losing to yet another roll-up from Damien Priest. Why do they keep doing this to Drew? After the year he just had it doesn’t make any sense to me. They seriously have nothing better for him at the show of shows than a one-off feud with Damien Priest? I was excited for Bloodline bounty hunter Drew. He was supposed to come for Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jacob Fatu, Solo Sikoa, or anybody other than Damien Priest.

    I can’t say I am excited for this match at all. The way Damien Priest has been booked lately is comparable to the likes of Cody Rhodes. He looks invincible. Nothing can stop him. He never loses clean. If I had to guess, Priest will probably beat the Scottish Warrior with a roll-up after kicking out of five claymores. I’m calling it now.

    The Sellout of The Century

    There are no words to describe what happened in the main event of the show other than legendary. This moment will never be forgotten. The John Cena heel turn was one of the most unpredictable story points in the history of professional wrestling. It officially feels like WrestleMania season is upon us.

    The segment started out with what I thought would be just another cheese-ball promo from perpetual good-guy Cody Rhodes. I knew in the back of my mind he would never accept The Rock’s offer. I just had hoped he would so Cena would have a heel opponent for WrestleMania (oh how the tables turned). Dropping an F-bomb uncensored was not on my bingo card, however.

    And then it happened, the moment that will go down in history. The Rock signals to John Cena as he hugs it out with the WWE Champion to deliver the low blow and end a 20-year babyface run. It was evil. It was truly diabolical. It was lemon-scented. Nobody in the crowd, on commentary, or the beaten and bloodied Cody Rhodes could believe their eyes.

    For as perfect as this segment was, I have one complaint. Why did Travis Scott have to be involved in this at all? What did he add? What did he bring to the table? It wasn’t like iShowSpeed’s rumble appearance that was meaningless and designed for clicks online. This was a massive moment that will forever be stained by a clout-chasing Travis Scott. If he wanted to be involved with WWE so badly, why not just have him perform one of his crappy songs? I thought that’s what he was advertised for. Get him off of our screens. He didn’t deserve to be a part of this.

  • 2/28/25 Smackdown Summary

    It’s the night before the Elimination Chamber, and this week’s episode of Friday Night Smackdown was the perfect segue toward the next stop on the road to Wrestlemania.

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    It’s Tiffy/Trishy Time in Toronto

    The show started out with a segment that clearly was meant to hype up the in-house crowd starring hometown hero Trish Stratus. Trishy Time called out her tag team partner and WWE Women’s champion Tiffany Stratton to aid in her endeavor.

    After the two generously donated their brand spankin’ new Maple Leafs jerseys to some lucky fans, they were interrupted by Women’s United States champion Chelsea Green (who is also a Canadian btw). Chelsea used her title and heel heat to turn on her hometown crowd and pledged her allegiance to the United States, setting up a match between her and Tiffany Stratton.

    This match was slightly underwhelming in the ring to me, especially for a match between Smackdown’s two women’s champions. Although, I was happy that they went with the finish that they did. The surprise attack by Nia Jax and Candice LeRae was meant to build more excitement for a match that I am not particularly interested in. I’m glad they decided not to bury Chelsea Green (again) with a loss in a non-title match, so at least there’s that.

    US Title Tournament

    Since it’s like, 2 am at the time of me writing this review, I am going to summarize the entirety of the United States title tournament that stretched throughout tonight’s episode in this one segment of my review.

    Three matches were announced for the night, and all three of the victors would go head to head in the main event in a triple threat match. The winner of the tournament will face Shinsuke Nakamura for the United States Championship at some point in the future.

    The first of these matches was Andrade vs Jacob Fatu (originally booked for Solo Sikoa). These two had great chemistry in the ring and put on a spectacular match. However, Jacob Fatu would predictably get the win and advance onward.

    Carmelo Hayes and Braun Strowman also had a tournament match tonight. I was a big fan of this match’s finish. Carmelo Hayes pulled an Eddie Guerrero after Solo Sikoa and Tama Tonga interfered to ensure Strowman couldn’t get his giant hands on Jacob Fatu in the finals. Melo didn’t miss on this opportunity, and Strowman was disqualified for a “chair shot.” This was a gimmick that we haven’t seen in WWE in a while, and I thought that it fit Carmelo Hayes’ opportunistic character well.

    The final qualifying match was LA Knight vs Santos Escobar. LA Knight hit a gnarly BFT on a mid-air Santos Escobar to seal the deal and move on to the triple threat. Personally, I haven’t really been able to get behind the BFT as a finishing move. Not because it doesn’t look deadly, but mainly because it just looks awkward. Nonetheless, this one definitely hit me differently (along with Santos Escobar lol).

    Main eventing the show (match-wise anyway) was the triple threat finale to this makeshift tournament. I really enjoyed this match. Any bout featuring Jacob Fatu is naturally a banger. Seriously, if this guy can clean up his promo skills just a little bit more he’ll be a world champion in a year or two. I know a lot of people like them but to me, they just aren’t hitting yet.

    Anyhoo, LA Knight would pick up the win on a lifeless Carmelo Hayes after Fatu hit his signature moonsault, but was pulled out of the ring by Knight before he could land the pinfall.

    I am happy that they are giving LA Knight a second chance at the US Title. I was intrigued by the initial decision to put the belt on a newly defined Shinsuke Nakamura, but so far they just haven’t done a good job building him up as a formidable champion. He has barely appeared on Smackdown in the past few weeks, never mind defending his title. I believe Knight will pick up the win in their next match. I do hope that the loss doesn’t bury Nakamura though. If it does, I fear his WWE career might be on its last legs.

    Overall, this tournament was an awesome showcase of Smackdown’s midcard talent. Three-hour Smackdowns could really benefit from events like this on both the men’s and women’s side.

    Tag Team Chaos

    Smackdown’s thriving tag team division was on full display tonight in this absolutely absurd segment. What seemed like a routine match between The Street Profits and Los Garza would turn into an all-out brawl.

    DIY interrupted The Street Profits’ entrance before the match would even start, followed by Pretty Deadly, and eventually The Motor City Machine Guns.

    There was no clear winner to me in this segment. Every team had an awesome spot somewhere amidst the chaos. I predict that this will lead to a five-team ladder match for the WWE Tag Team Championships at Wrestlemania.

    A Chamber Promo Like No Other

    Tonight, we had five of the six members of this year’s Elimination Chamber match meet in the ring for the final time before the big night. This mega-promo sent my hype levels through the roof for tomorrow’s PLE.

    It all started with Drew McIntyre interrupting a John Cena video package, calling the 16-time world champion a hypocrite. Damien Priest would interrupt and do his best to keep up with Drew on the mic.

    Next came Seth Rollins, who was doing his best oven-mitt cosplay tonight. The three men who faced off for the World Heavyweight Championship at last year’s Money In The Bank PLE were reunited in the ring for the very first time to cook each other, this time with microphones before they were interrupted again by CM Punk.

    Obviously, there is plenty of heat between these guys. They went back and forth insulting each other and stating their cases for why they will each win the chamber and go on to Wrestlemania. That was until the moment of truth. The return (or debut) of John Cena on his retirement tour. Or so we thought…

    Cena’s music hit and the arena went nuts, only to realize shortly after that it was actually Logan Paul. Let me just say that Logan Paul is so good at this whole WWE superstar thing. He kept up on the mic with legends like CM Punk, Seth Rollins, and Drew McIntyre. That’s not even mentioning his in-ring abilities. I love heels. They are my favorite characters in all of WWE and pretty much always have been. I grew up a bald Randy Orton fan, so naturally, I gravitate toward dastardly characters like the one Logan Paul has made himself out to be.

    The one guy I am worried about after this whole war of words was Damien Priest. He sounded very weak on the mic tonight, getting outshined by virtually everyone. His first promo with Drew was weak, where he repeated himself about “beating Drew’s ass” over and over again, and he barely had anything to say once the big stars began to shine. This Elimination Chamber could be a make-or-break moment for Damien Priest and so far, he hasn’t impressed me among the big-time main eventers.

    Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn

    KO and Sami delivered an awesome promo leading into tomorrow’s unsanctioned match. My expectations for this match are up in space. I want a bloodbath. Typically, I am not the biggest fan of those kinds of matches, but after seeing what Kevin Owens went through at the Royal Rumble (what a great birthday present that was) and knowing the history between these two guys, I want to see them destroy each other. I want tables, ladders, chairs, steel steps, kendo sticks, toolboxes, and any other “zayn-y” items they can find in the surrounding area. The promo they delivered was so unbelievably personal toward one another that I even think that this match should main event the show, especially in Canada.

    Selling His Soul? Pt. 2

    We saw a series of events happen tonight that could convince Cody to turn toward The Rock and join him as his corporate champion.

    We saw Cody receive a number of gifts from The Final Boss like a special locker room, food, wine, and even a brand-new truck. Throughout the night, Cody talked with a host of different superstars like R-Truth and Drew McIntyre who all gave him different advice. The most impactful to me was CM Punk, who supported Cody selling out and eventually turning on The Rock.

    The show ended with a video package from The Rock, telling the WWE Champion that he hopes he will join him tomorrow at the chamber. He even had a custom lifting belt that read “Cody Rhodes’ Soul” and listed the anniversary of his father’s death (which I thought was a little weird). Overall, it got really personal, and this story could go a million different routes.

    My prediction is that Cody will sell his soul to The Rock, turning him heel. I am still sticking with the idea of Cena winning the chamber and getting his final Mania main event. I think that dynamic works better against a heel champion. However, I don’t see Cena winning his 17th here. I think it will be a year-long chase that culminates later in the year.

  • 2/24/25 Raw Rundown

    It is officially Elimination Chamber week, and this week’s episode of Monday Night Raw really helped to expand upon some of the top storylines that fans are excited for come Saturday.

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    Paul vs Punk?

    The show kicked off in a way that nobody expected. That being Logan Paul addressing the WWE Universe in his home state of Ohio. I personally really enjoyed Paul’s promo, especially his comment on Cinncinatti being a city that wastes talent (poor Joey B). We then got a surprise entrance from CM Punk, who came down to the ring to put Paul in his place. Punk told Paul not to get too ahead of himself, and that he owed Paul a receipt from the rumble last month. The segment ended with Paul getting the last laugh, as he slapped CM Punk across the face and scurried out of the ring before he could retaliate.

    Could this be setting up a feud between Logan Paul and CM Punk? I don’t necessarily think so. It will be interesting to see how they face off inside the Elimination Chamber, but I don’t see this altercation surpassing that. We all know what happened to the last guy who got locked inside of a cage with CM Punk…

    Penta’s First Loss

    Next, we move into the first match of the night. Penta vs Ludwig Kaiser vs Pete Dunne. This match had some gnarly spots and was action-packed from bell to bell. My favorite moment had to be the Mexican destroyer from Penta to Pete Dunne leaping off the back of a kneeling Ludwig Kaiser. It was sick, and another absolute banger from Penta. It wouldn’t be enough for him to pick up the W though, as Kaiser would throw Penta from the ring and hit the, uh…what’s his finisher called again? Honestly, who knows? I haven’t seen Ludwig win a singles match in God knows how long.

    Enough hating on the guy, this win was huge for Kaiser, even if he didn’t hit the pin on Penta. A win is a win, and I can totally see him getting an IC title push sometime down the line.

    Rhea Ripley vs Iyo Sky

    This segment was short and didn’t really bring any more hype than I already had for this match. There is no doubt in my mind that in ring, this match will be fantastic. Iyo Sky and Rhea Ripley are two of the best in the business, but I personally haven’t been too invested in the match’s storyline. I just don’t see Rhea dropping the title this close to Wrestlemania, especially on an episode of Raw.

    New Day vs LWO

    I couldn’t care less about the New Day right now. They had the heel turn of the century a few months back, but since then have done nothing more than go after an aging Rey Mysterio and his characterless lackies. Why? This is the New Day. They are legends of the business that just hit us with the most diabolical and unforeseen heel turn in a while. They should be competing for tag gold right now. Especially within Raw weak-sauce tag division.

    This was an absolute showcase for the LWO however. They may have lost the match (and hopefully the feud), but they shined where they typically do. In the ring, and the air. To me, they’re similar to Los Garza over on Smackdown. They haven’t really had a chance to shine on TV, but when they do, they most certainly bring it. I just wish I cared more about their characters. It shows that the audience didn’t really care either. They didn’t even boo after the match ended and New Day attacked them. Nor did they boo when Dragon Lee came out and got his clock cleaned either.

    Judgement Day continues to crumble

    I don’t foresee Finn Balor staying with the Judgement Day for much longer. He and Dominick argue about almost any little thing seemingly weekly before Liv Morgan has to come and clean things up. I don’t see him staying with the group for much longer. He isn’t finding any success with them since losing the tag titles (if you can even call their run a success at all) and really hasn’t done much of anything since Damien Priest left the group last year. It’s been rough if you’re a Pinn Balor fan.

    The rise of Tozawa???

    Now, I know that this segment was meant mainly to elevate Gunther and Jey Uso’s feud for Mania, but you cannot deny that the crowd absolutely LOVED Akira Tozawa tonight. Not to say that they usually don’t, but tonight was special, even if he ended up getting his head squished in like a bug under Gunther’s World Heavyweight boot. I honestly thought he put up a better match against Gunther tonight than Jey did back at Saturday Night’s Main Event. Should Tozawa have won the Royal Rumble?

    Women’s IC Title match

    Tonight, was an awesome night for women’s championship wrestling. We’ll come back to this a little later on, but the first of these spectacular matches was Lyra Valkyria vs Dakota Kai for the Women’s Intercontinental Championship. Although it wasn’t super long, this match slapped. Unfortunately, I didn’t get the result I wanted, and I am not sure the crowd did either. Dakota Kai was my initial choice for the inaugural midcard champion. She has been around way longer than Lyra, has more crowd support, and is just as good in the ring.

    On the other hand, this was an important win for Lyra Valkyria. Since becoming champion, she has never defended the title in her 44-day reign as champion. In fact, she hasn’t even won a singles match in weeks. I don’t understand why WWE would have her lose to Bayley in a chamber qualifier as a champion. To me, the loss buried her. She hadn’t even had a feud going on since late last year, but fortunately, this match solved all of those problems. Lyra gets a win, a successful title defense, and her next opponent in Ivy Nile.

    Sami Zayn hypes up a banger at the chamber

    Sami Zayn had a sit-down interview following the disturbing cell phone video from Kevin Owens last week, showing Sami and his family inside their own home. Essentially, Sami explained that he and Kevin are not the same men they were when they first met. They have had their ups and downs, but they have crossed a line they have never so much as came close to before.

    The unsanctioned match between Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn is going to be a blood bath, or at least it better be. After seeing what Owens was willing to go through at the Rumble, I expect nothing short of a car wreck. These two have been going at it with one another for over 20 years, and the two of them in their home country facing off has Wrestlemania levels of aura. This better main event the Elimination Chamber.

    Bron Breakker vs Dirty Dom

    This match was kind of a nothing burger to me. It ended just about the same as any other Judgment Day match that you see. Bron Breakker beat up on Dom until Finn and Carlito stepped in to help. Dom gets disqualified and Breakker beats up on everyone. At least Breakker came out looking like a force to be reckoned with.

    Selling his soul?

    On Friday Night Smackdown, The Rock declared to everyone that he was not coming for Cody Rhodes’ title, but instead he was after the WWE Champion’s soul. Now you may be wondering, what the hell does that even mean in the context of professional wrestling? To that, I say you are not alone. I honestly have no idea what this means, but thankfully I feel like Seth Rollins was able to answer a few questions for us last night.

    Near the end of the show, Cody came out to address the WWE Universe about what The Final Boss had offered him on Friday, and from the sounds of it, Cody might actually consider “selling his soul” to The Rock. That’s when Seth came out to confront Cody.

    In his promo, Seth Rollins did his best to remind Cody of who he was, telling him that he has never taken the easy way out. Why should Cody take The Rock’s offer when he has already worked for everything he has gained up to this point? Well, that’s where things get interesting. Normally, the uber baby-face Cody Rhodes would never accept an offer like this, but this is no ordinary Cody Rhodes. He isn’t in a stable headspace at the moment.

    Seth called back to Cody’s encounter with CM Punk that occurred before the Royal Rumble referencing how the burden of the WWE Championship must be weighing on him. The entirety of this plotline relies on the question of whether or not Cody truly is losing his mind. Two superstars have called him out on it already. This combined with the psychological war that was Cody Rhodes vs Kevin Owens points to this being the case.

    Overall, the major question of if Cody will sell out has not yet been answered, but it did give us the viewers more insight to how this feud can play out. There are a number of directions they can go that I would rather save for another blog post(I’ve thought of like 10 possibilities). However, this also gave Seth Rollins more ammunition heading into the Elimination Chamber. Before this, I didn’t see Seth possibly winning. He didn’t really have a storyline with Cody yet. But now, I think he has bumped up to my third most likely favorite to win (behind Cena and Punk).

    The Match of the Night: Bianca and Naomi vs Liv and Raquel for the Tag Team Titles

    Three words…This. Match. Rocked.

    Coming into the main event of the show, I figured that there was a possibility that Raquel Rodriguez and Liv Morgan could steal the titles away from the powerhouse duo of Bianca Belair and Naomi. What I did not expect them to do was steal the show as well, especially following the Penta vs Ludwig vs Pete Dunne match earlier in the night(this was my favorite match up to this point).

    This match had it all. Great spots, intense near-falls, hard bumps, and an intriguing story behind it. All culminating in a match that far exceeded my expectations. The only part that I was a little complaisant about was the finish, but you know, whatever.

    The women’s tag titles needed a shakeup in my opinion, and considering the fact that there aren’t any other women’s tag teams on either brand right now (rip Isla Dawn), Judgement Day was the perfect choice.

    Finally, my favorite part of it all is that we still don’t know what happened to Jade Cargill. Was it Naomi? Was it Bianca? Was it Liv and Raquel? I really couldn’t tell you. However, I think it was necessary to get the titles off of Naomi and Bianca in order for the story to advance.

    If I had to guess, I would say Naomi did it. She was the first one there at the scene of the crime, her mannerisms seemed a bit off tonight before her match, and she has the motivation. If you recall from last year, her, Bianca, and Jade took on Damage Control at Wrestlemania. Since then, Jade had been the one to take her spotlight. She won tag gold with Bianca, and together they went on an absolute tear in the women’s tag division. Meanwhile, Naomi was left behind. She was getting jobbed almost every week on Smackdown with nobody to help her out.

    I know the money match for Mania is probably Bianca vs Jade, but I just can’t see how Naomi committing the crime could lead to a match with Bianca. Either way, I am super intrigued to see what happens next.